I Would Use These…

Pickup Lines to Use
While Moving.

BY ALISON ROSEN

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“Nice shoes. Wanna put them in that box over there?”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because the movers are going to be here soon, so we should put it in bubble wrap.”

“Your father must have been a thief, because I can’t find the duct tape.”

“The word of the day is ‘tarp.’ What do you say we go back to my place and spread the word?”

“Mind if I put my junk in your box?”

“If this bed’s a-rockin’ … maybe it’s not worth taking to the new place?”

hat tip to Kenny for the link

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